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Remember that old James Caan movie Rollerball, which portrayed a futuristic sport combining armored roller skaters and motorcycles in a small enclosed arena, with lots and lots of gratuitous violence? Rollerball was so cool they remade it in 2002 featuring rapper LL Cool J. Unfortunately the newer version didn't come close to capturing the magic of the original and just plain sucked. The good news is there's a better sport out there that's quite real, and coming soon to an arena near you!
Ultimate Tazer Ball features 4-on-4 play and is similar to team handball with a twist - players armed with tasers (the real way to spell it) that can zap the crap out of their opponents as they move the ball. The sport is so new it doesn't have a Wikipedia entry, but it does have a web site - http://utblive.com/. The UTB has four teams, with plans to expand to twelve. For now the league functions as a traveling road show, but plans to hold a scheduled season as the sport grows. This sport would have Tom Brady screaming "Don't tase me bro!"
