Rolls - just for you:

[Ed. note: take a look at  the picture of the survivors and image that fat bearded bastard gnawing on your limbs...]

Jose Miguel Almonacid, a survivor of the plane crash, speaks to reporters after arriving at Peurto Montt airport Photograph: Francisco Negroni/AP

Survivors of a plane crash in southern Chile who spent five days huddled in a broken fuselage in sub-zero temperatures said yesterday they considered cannibalism during their ordeal, in an echo of an Andean plane crash 36 years ago.

[video:http://youtube.com/watch?v=7_ITIlPvcm0 400x300]

This cracks me up.

Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy? That's right, Piper's yo' daddy!

Looks like the infamous Smurf Jet "Rolling Maneuver."  Wonder how this went over with the SQ/CC...  Also, had to tag it as "Rolls."  Sorry Rolls!

[video:http://youtube.com/watch?v=5IGUuVQ_7ZY 400x300] Me and this guy deal with the fear the same way.

 Interesting Human Body Facts That You Cannot Live Without

(Courtesy of Rock)

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. [ed.note: the thumb in the photo belongs to me]

    -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

    -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball

    - It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your  stomach.

  -One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

    - Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    -The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

    - A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    - If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long
    when he died.

    - Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the
    liver than men with hair

    -There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    - Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one
    square inch.

    - Women blink twice as often as men.

    -The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    - When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. .
    . . ..they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!

    - It takes twice as long to lose new muscle if you stop working out
    than it did to gain it.

    -Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

    -Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing
    still.

    - If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    -The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.
     
     
    

    Checked the length of your thumb didn't you ?

 A British web site (onepoll.com) asked a thousand women to rate the size of a man's hog based on his name, which resulted in the following lists. What do English chicks with cankles know about this stuff anyway?  Since I don't see any Spikes, Mongos, Beaks, Beavs, Joe Mammas, etc. on the Big List, I'd say it's a completely unscientific poll. But why do guys with names like "Rolls" get shorted in life?

Guys with MOAB's:               

1. Dave
2. Paul
3. Steve
4. James
5. Mark
6. Robert
7. Chris
8. Andy
9. Richard
10. Dan

Guys with BDU-33's:

1. Rolls 
2. Ray
3. Brian
4. Nigel
5. Frank
6. Keith
7. Jeremy
8. Josh
9. Barry
10. Dennis
11. Nick

Yup, what better way to embellish your belly button than with this. Just what a woman wants to see when she has her face...well...somewhere down below your waist.

Yup, when metal meets meat, the metal beats the meat.

Ouch!

This picture is pretty nasty, so instead of haivng it autoload I'm gonna turn it onto a clickable link.

Only click here if you wanna see the beat meat.