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16
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Shoe clerks back to dressing like shoe clerks

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[Courtesy of our own Joe Mama

Good Common Sense: Air Force Space Command has directed its personnel to cease wearing flight suits, the green flight jacket, and the A-2 leather jacket by Sept. 30, the end of the fiscal year. This decision aims to standardize uniforms across the command and save money. "Between the expense of purchasing these items and the fact that our operations don't involve flying, this recommendation was good common sense," said command boss Gen. William Shelton in an April 13 release. The policy will affect about 1,800 airmen in the space systems operations and space and missile operations career fields, according to the command. AFSPC stopped purchasing the flight suits and jackets in March for its space operators. The policy will save an estimated $670,000 per year, states the release.


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30
Mar
1

Best-ever version of Bohemian Rhapsody

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This dude got busted up in Edson, Alberta for public intoxication. The arresting Mountie was treated to this rousing a capella rendition of one of the world's greatest songs. Enjoy!

 

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    Wow. I really appreciate his (almost) perfect reproduction of this classic song. HOWEVER! That was really ANNOYING! He's lucky...
06
Mar
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The Mother of all non-PC rants

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03
Mar
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Golden BB

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Isao Machii either has a pretty cool skill or is lucky as hell, but this vid makes you glad you're not going 1v1 against him with a samurai sword. You can see more of his feats on his YouTube channel : http://www.youtube.com/user/syuushinryuu


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21
Jan
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Obama gets some pumped up kicks!

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Spike Lee obviously knows some powerful people in high positions - namely, the marketing department at Nike, who sent the actor/producer a pair their new Air Jordan Bordeauxs to present to our beloved CINC. The as yet unreleased retro-style Jordans will sell for a whopping $175, and are sure to set off another round of riots once they hit the stores in the hood.

Brilliant move on Nike's part though, considering what a role model we've been told he is ad infinitum!

 

 

17
Jan
2

Bin Laden raid debunked

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[Ed note: I may be cynical, but I'll go with this version until proven otherwise....]

This is excellent, and it came directly to me from a Navy Seal friend.  It is so specifically detailed that I cannot believe that it is not accurate.  I haven't made any attempts to check out the accuracy, but this seems to be so specifically detailed that I must pass it on.



Seals tell of killing Bin Laden

Upset by the official account, US Navy Seals commandos reveal the truth of the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden, nicknames and all.

Osama Bin Laden was killed within 90 seconds of the US Navy Seals landing in his compound and not after a protracted gun battle, according to the first account by the men who carried out the raid. The operation was so clinical that only 12 bullets were fired.

The Seals have spoken out because they were angered at the version given by politicians, which they see as portraying them as cold-blooded murderers on a "kill mission". They were also shocked that President Barack Obama announced Bin Laden's death on television the same evening, rendering useless much of the intelligence they had seized.

Chuck Pfarrer, a former commander of Seal Team 6, which conducted the operation, has interviewed many of those who took part for a book, Seal Target Geronimo, to be published in the US this week.

The Seals' own accounts differ from the White House version, which gave the impression that Bin Laden was killed at the end of the operation rather than in its opening seconds. Pfarrer insists Bin Laden would have been captured had he surrendered."There isn't a politician in the world who could resist trying to take credit for getting Bin Laden but it devalued the 'intel' and gave time for every other Al-Qaeda leader to scurry to another bolthole," said Pfarrer."The men who did this and their valorous act deserve better. It's a pretty shabby way to treat these guys."

The first hint of the mission came in January last year when the team's commanding officer was called to a meeting at the headquarters of joint special operations command. The meeting was held in a soundproof bunker three storeys below ground with his boss, Admiral William McRaven, and a CIA officer.

They told him a walled compound in Pakistan had been under surveillance for a couple of weeks. They were certain a high-value individual was inside and needed a plan to present to the president.

It had to be someone important."So is this Bert or Ernie?" he asked. The Seals' nicknames for Bin Laden and his deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri are a reference to two Muppets in Sesame Street, one tall and thin and the other short and fat."We have a voice print," said the CIA officer,"and we're 60% or 70% certain it's our guy." McRaven added that a reconnaissance satellite had measured the target's shadow. "Over 6ft tall."

When McRaven added they would use Ghost Hawk helicopters, the team leader had no doubt."These are the most classified, sophisticated stealth helicopters ever developed," said Pfarrer."They are kept in locked hangars and fly so quiet we call it 'whisper mode'."

Over the next couple of months a plan was hatched. A mock-up of the compound was built at Tall Pines, an army facility in a national forest somewhere in the eastern US.

Four reconnaissance satellites were placed in orbit over the compound, sending back video and communications intercepts. A tall figure seen walking up and down was named"the Pacer".

Obama gave the go-ahead and Seal Team 6, known as the Jedi, was deployed to Afghanistan . The White House cancelled plans to provide air cover using jet fighters, fearing this might endanger relations with Pakistan .

Sending in the Ghost Hawks without air cover was considered too risky so the Seals had to use older Stealth Hawks. A Prowler electronic warfare aircraft from the carrier USS Carl Vinson was used to jam Pakistan 's radar and create decoy targets.

Operation Neptune's Spear was initially planned for April 30 but bad weather delayed it until May 1, a moonless night. The commandos flew on two Stealth Hawks, codenamed Razor 1 and 2, followed by two Chinooks five minutes behind, known as"Command Bird" and the"gun platform". On board, each Seal was clad in body armour and nightvision goggles and equipped with laser targets, radios and sawn-off M4 rifles. They were expecting up to 30 people in the main house, including Bin Laden and three of his wives, two sons, Khalid and Hamza, his courier, Abu Ahmed al- Kuwaiti, four bodyguards and a number of children. At 56 minutes past midnight the compound came into sight and the code "Palm Beach" signalled three minutes to landing.

Razor 1 hovered above the main house, a three-storey building where Bin Laden lived on the top floor. Twelve Seals abseiled the 5ft-6ft down ontothe roof and then jumped to a third-floor patio, where they kicked in the windows and entered.

The first person the Seals encountered was a terrified woman, Bin Laden's third wife, Khaira, who ran into the hall. Blinded by a searing white strobe light they shone at her, she stumbled back. A Seal grabbed her by the arm and threw her to the floor.

Bin Laden's bedroom was along a short hall. The door opened; he popped out and then slammed the door shut."Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo," radioedone Seal, meaning "eyes on target".

At the same time lights came on from the floor below and Bin Laden's son Khalid came running up the stairs towards the Seals. He was shot dead.

Two Seals kicked in Bin Laden's door. The room, they later recalled, "smelt like old clothing, like a guest bedroom in a grandmother's house". Inside was the Al-Qaeda leader and his youngest wife, Amal, who was screaming as he pushed her in front of him."No, no, don't do this!" she shouted as her husband reached across the king-size bed for his AK-47 assault rifle. The Seals reacted instantly, firing in the same second. One round thudded into the mattress. The other, aimed at Bin Laden's head, grazed Amal in the calf. As his hand reached for the gun, they each fired again: one shot hit his breastbone, the other his skull, killing him instantly and blowing out the back of his head.

Meanwhile Razor 2 was heading for the guesthouse, a low, shoebox-like building, where Bin Laden's courier, Kuwaiti, and his brother lived.

As the helicopter neared, a door opened and two figures appeared, one waving an AK-47. This was Kuwaiti. In the moonless night he could see nothing and lifted his rifle, spraying bullets wildly.

He did not see the Stealth Hawk. On board someone shouted, "Bust him!", and a sniper fired two shots. Kuwaiti was killed, as was the person behind him, who turned out to be his wife. Also on board were a CIA agent, a Pakistani- American who would act as interpreter, and a sniffer dog called Karo, wearing dog body armour and goggles.

Within two minutes the Seals from Razor 2 had cleared the guesthouse and removed the women and children.

They then ran to the main house and entered from the ground floor, checking the rooms. One of Bin Laden's bodyguards was waiting with his AK-47. The Seals shot him twice and he toppled over.

Five minutes into the operation the command Chinook landed outside the compound, disgorging the commanding officer and more men. They blasted through the compound wall and rushed in.

The commander made his way to the third floor, where Bin Laden's body lay on the floor face up. Photographs were taken, and the commander called on his satellite phone to headquarters with the words: "Geronimo Echo KIA" - Bin Laden enemy killed in action. "This was the first time the WhiteHouse knew he was dead and it was probably 20 minutes into the raid," said Pfarrer.

A sample of Bin Laden's DNA was taken and the body was bagged. They kept his rifle. It is now mounted on the wall of their team room at their headquarters in Virginia Beach , Virginia , alongside photographs of a dozen colleagues killed in action in the past 20 years.

At this point things started to go wrong. Razor 1 took off but the top secret"green unit" that controls the electronics failed. The aircraft went into a spin and crashed tail-first into the compound.

The Seals were alarmed, thinking it had been shot down, and several rushed to the wreckage. The crew climbed out, shaken but unharmed.

The commanding officer ordered them to destroy Razor 2, to remove the green unit, and to smash the avionics. They then laid explosive charges.

They loaded Bin Laden's body onto the Chinook along with the cache of intelligence in plastic bin bags and headed toward the USS Carl Vinson. As they flew off they blew up Razor 2. The whole operation had taken 38 minutes.

The following morning White House officials announced that the helicopter had crashed as it arrived, forcing the Seals to abandon plans to enter from the roof. A photograph of the situation room showed a shocked Hillary Clinton, the secretary of state, with her hand to her mouth.

Why did they get it so wrong? What they were watching was live video but it was shot from 20,000ft by a drone circling overhead and relayed in real time to the White House and Leon Panetta, the CIA director, in Langley . The Seals were not wearing helmet cameras, and those watching in Washington had no idea what was happening inside the buildings."They don't understand our terminology, so when someone said the ‘insertion helicopter' has crashed, they assumed it meant on entry," said Pfarrer.

What infuriated the Seals, according to Pfarrer, was the description of the raid as a kill mission."I've been a Seal for 30 years and I never heard the words "kill mission", he said. "It's a Beltway [ Washington insider's] ]fantasy word. If it was a kill mission you don't need Seal Team 6; you need a box of hand grenades."

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    You can be sure that this plus the recent Seal Team 6 rescue of that NGO chick in Somalia will be paraded about by Osama come elec...
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    A couple things remain unclear to me: - Why was it decided to use the less stealthy "Stealth Hawk" in lieu of the "Ghost Hawk", be...
18
Oct
0

From the "Really Cool Shit" Department...

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This looks like something that can be done at home:

10
Aug
6

Cathay cockpit scandal

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Cathay Pacific officials are investigating some revealing photos supposedly showing a pilot and a stew having Clintonian sex in the cockpit during flight. You can read the full story here, or better, watch the Chinese tv news report in the video below. No need to understand the spoken word; as usual, the story provides us with a 3D reenactment, a la the infamous Tiger Woods video!

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    Sorry, not yelling at you for posting, yelling becaue those without a sense of humor and large sticks up thier ass, are going to h...
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    You guys are shooting the messenger. Do I personally think this is a scandal or that there's anything wrong with this? Hell no! ...
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    Scandalous? Only if you believe that pilots shouldn't be getting knobbers in the cockpit. Let's pat this guy on the back for his e...
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    How is this a problem? Obviously the girl in question was doing her part for CRM and flight safety. Cathay does long haul flight...
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    [url]http://www.cathaypacific.com/cpa/en_INTL/careers/flying/flight_deck_crew[/url]...
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    Ya, so what? Chicks dig pilots, been that way since the inception of flight. You don't think Orville and Wilber we're riding hig...
03
Jan
2

New Marine Recruiting Ad

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    Don't blame me, I didn't open the floodgates :-)
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    Ohhhh, that just ain't right, Spike......
08
Nov
4

Bwahaha!

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This little trick the QB pulled off is huge - reminds me of Rock hitting the merge at 200 knots with his gear down. Gotta love creativity!

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    Had you been inverted...now that would have been somethin'!! LOL
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    I'm sorry you didn't notice me flashing the landing light at you... As for the 165 Knots, as the saying goes... It just shook WA...
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    Hey, didn't mean to sell you short there...seriously, 165 knots? Impressive in any man's world ;D
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    There you go again Spike. As always you exaggerate. I was not 1 knot above 165, (60% flaps helped). Probably hung over and coul...
22
Oct
0

Cool air travel animation

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To lighten things up a bit after the creepy story about the misguided antics of one of our Canadian brethren, here's a satellite view depicting a 24-hour snapshot of world-wide air travel. Note the ebb and flow of transatlantic traffic as the earth's terminator works it's way westward - pretty neat!

 

23
Aug
0

Spiderman catch!

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Fall is right around the corner, and the Doofergods are starting to get getting excited about the hometown Braves' chances in the postseason. While the video below has little to do with the Braves, I can't say I've ever seen such a remarkable piece of fielding in any baseball league. Expect to see more of the  Hiroshima Toyo Carp's CF Masato Akamatsu in the future. Unfortunately, by the time he comes over to MLB he'll probably be in the twilight of his career... Enjoy.

06
Jan
0

Japs fightin' back!

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Last summer we posted a blurb about "Whale Wars",  the Animal Planet reality show that features the trials and tribulations of the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society as they go to "war" against the Japanese whaling fleet. Each week features new episodes of complete buffoonery as the floundering crew of the 'anti-whaling ship' Steve Irwin lobs stink bombs, fires blinding lasers and drops prop-fouling lines in an attempt to shut down what they consider illegal whaling activity.

Last season ended with the Steve Irwin being impounded in Tasmania as the Aussies investigated them for crimes on the high seas. This year, armed with their shiny-new stealth looking trimaran the Ady Gil (above), the Sea Shepherds appear to have met their match - a Japanese fleet that actually fights back.  Below is a photo of the Ady Gill with its snout ripped off after being rammed by the Japanese ship Shonan Maru 2. As Rodney would say, "Hey! You scratched my anchor!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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16
Dec
0

Dubious - but cool - use of PU Foam

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My first experience with polyurethane foam was the first week of UPT when we had our helmets poured over at the Life Support shop. Back then PU foam it was difficult to obtain and expensive, but lately I've used quite a bit of it sealing cracks and gaps while remodeling my house. There's a guy in Lithuania that's taken PU foam modeling to the extreme: He starts with Mercedes CL-klasse coupes and turns them into a customized 'sport models'.  The CL-class coupes start at around 150 large, and used ones are upwards of 100 grand. There seems to be a fine line here between brilliance and buffoonery:


Here's the link for the full photo essay on this dubious achievment, including the final product!

26
Aug
0

Good old American entrepreneurship

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Never underestimate the business acumen of the American entrepreneur. Faced with steadily declining sales of GM's line of Hummers, Jim Lynch, owner of Jim Lynch Hummer in Chesterfield, IL came up with a plan 'B' that looks like a winner. His solution? Turn the unused space in his showroom into a gun store.  This ought to seriously raise the hackles of GM's new owners, and good on him. Or could this possibly offer a new twist to the Cash for Clunkers program? What will Obama do?
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09
Aug
0

Shark attack fashion

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Fresh on the heals of Discovery Channel's annual Shark Week, designer by Diddo has announced the planned release of  a special edition "Shark Attack Wetsuit" to help ensure cold water sportsmen are outfitted in the height of predatory victim chic. No word yet on what these things will cost, but think of the possibilities!

23
Jul
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F-18 to go

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Look carefully at the photo to the left and marvel at the clever talent of the artists over at Styleyourgarage.com. The German company creates Photoshopped plastic sheets to cover otherwise ho-hum garage doors. Prices start at about $250. More photos of their work can be seen here.

07
Jul
2

Not so friendly skies

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Dave Carroll, lead singer of the band Sons of Maxwell, is rightfully pissed off. On a stopover in Chicago enroute to a tour date in Nebraska, he noticed his $3500 Taylor guitar being manhandled by the United baggage crew under the wing.  By the time he made it to Omaha, the thing was toast. He filed a claim with United, which fell on deaf ears for close to a year. Shifting into "You're not even until you're ahead" mode, he promised the last customer rep he spoke with at United that he would write and produce 3 songs about his experience with her airline. How's he doing? One down, one in video production and one on the way!  Full Story

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    This didn't take long - the power of youtube! Seems United has done a hook turn:
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    All in all, not a bad song. One question though, what's with the guys in sombreros?.... are they the Sons of Mexico, er... I mean...
28
Jun
0

No Comment Needed

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So, I'm supposed to yell into the driver through speaker, "I'd like a super seven incher"?

 

12
Jun
0

No creative deed goes unpunished

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Joseph Carnevale, a student at NC State, collected a bunch of traffic barrels, added a bit of imagination and created the monster pictured to the left - a fine piece of artwork compared to some of the crap that hangs in many art museums around the country.  The Raleigh police didn't think it was all that clever or funny and busted him for larceny for taking the barrels from a construction site. They pick up a "pricks" tag for being, well, cops with no sense of humor.

27
Apr
2

Been there...

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We've all been there.  Tired of the bullshit excuses, had enough of the lack of support, and just need a hug...  Or just need to kick someone in the ass.  Sadly, not all of us get the chance to motivate our co-workers like this fine example of military leadership.

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    Ya, I guess I was kind of hugable back in the day...
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    Rock, that sounds like one of your student 4-ship-to-the-range briefings at HMN!
17
Apr
0

Strong arguments for birth control

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The Doc Morris pharmacy in Germany has a new condom advertising campaign featuring three of the most notorious scoundrels from history -  as spermazoids. The Chinese already have their panties in a twist over these ads,  and Al Jazeera probably won't be far behind. Clever!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mar
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In the "Gee, wonder what my little pranksters have been up to?" category, it's tough to top what  18 yr. old Rory McInnes pulled off in the UK.  Hoping to immortalize his artistic talent, he painted a 60-foot schlong on his parents' rooftop - fingers crossed that Google Earth satellites would take a snapshot. After a 6 month run, his artwork was recently discovered by a helicopter pilot flying overhead ( pun intended). Yep, that's a grounding! Sadly, Google never picked it up...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is pretty similar to what some kids pulled off  in Hazelton, PA  back in 2007 - which now can be seen on Google Earth!

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=300+N+Cedar+St,+Hazleton,+PA

 

 

12
Mar
1

Women Drivers

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Great Fun Behind the Wheel!

 

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    Why kitchens shouldn't be empty......
10
Mar
0

Don't Forget

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Only 3 days left until the most high and holy holiday in most mens calenders, 14 MARCH! Incase you don't know, (turn in your man card), check out:

Urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=March%2014th

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Jan
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Natlie Dylan is trying to raise some money for graduate school. So she did what most young women do when faced with a cash crunch - she offered up  her virginity to the highest bidder. Wait, what?

Taking a cue from her older sister Ava, who after a quick  three weeks of hooking paid for her own grad school education, the 22-year old Women's Studies major  from San Diego contracted with the Bunny Ranch in Nevada to handle the bidding. After several months of publicity, the bids have hit a whopping $3.7 million! I'm sure these girls' parents are swelling with pride!!

Considering Natalie's rather unfortunate looks, this makes the paltry $1 million Redford spent on Demi Moore seem like an incredible bargain!

 

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    Update! Natalie's having a tough time collecting from the guy who won the auction. Reason? His wife is pretty pissed off about him...
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    This gal couldn't get laid through high school or college. She should be the one paying.
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    Now that you mention it Beav, those Womens' Studies people consider marriage "institutionalized prostitution", so I guess it's not...
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    What is the Dean of the "Womens Studies" Department going to say? Maybe this is normal behavior from an enlightened, educated wom...